關於幽默的英語演講稿

幽默英語演講稿一：幽默英語演講稿範文

good morning teachers and fellow students. today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

my favorite book is (italian: cuore). this is a diary written by an italian boy enrico. the diary is about his life and study. it included various touching stories that happened around enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. every word in the chapter describes the word "love". from patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

this novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. i really like this book very much. how about you? what is your favorite book?

my favorite book is . have you read it before?

oh, i haven t read this book before. what is it about?

well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. the story is happy ending.

can you tell us why you love this book so much?

sure. it is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. i am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. i have decided to learn from her from now on.

oh i see, the story sounds very good. i cannot wait to read this book as well.

幽默英語演講稿二：國中幽默英語演講稿（1235字）

matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town.

"let’s go to the fair, matt," his wife said. "we haven’t been anywhere for a long time."

matt thought about this for a while. he knew he would have to spend money at the fair. at last he said, "all right, but i’m not going to spend much money. we’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "

they went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. there were many things matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

"fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.

matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. however, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

"i’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "can my wife come with me for free?" the pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "i’ll make a bargain with you. if your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."

matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

the pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down.

when the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. k. your wife didn’t make a sound. she can have her ride free."

"thank you," matt said. "it wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."

幽默英語演講稿三：幽默英語演講稿（754字）

a helping hand

a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.

"is this yours?" he asked.

she said, "yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. as she was very attractive he agreed. shortly afterwards she said, "i'm about to have dinner. there's plenty. would you like to join me?"

he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. as the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "i've had a marvelous evening. would you like to stay the night?"

the man hesitated then said, "do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"no," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."

關於幽默的英語演講稿 [篇2]

love your mother

愛你的母親

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?

你為什麼哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.

because i"m a woman, she told him.

因為我是女人,她告訴他.

i don"t understand, he said.

我

不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said,

and you never will, but that"s ........

媽媽擁抱了他説,你永遠也不會明白,但沒關係...

later the little boy asked his father,

why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.

後來小男孩問他的父親媽媽為什麼似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?

all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......

所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

the little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,

他仍然奇怪媽媽為什麼哭.

finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?

最後他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問上帝,為什麼女人容易哭泣?

god answered......

上帝回答:

when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special.

i made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

當我創造女人的時候,

我決定把她造的很特別,

我讓她的雙肩強壯的`足以能夠承擔整個世界,但是,

卻讓她的雙臂温柔的足夠去安慰他人...

i gave her the inner strength

to endure childbirth

and the rejection

that many times will come

even from her own children.

我給她內在的力量去忍受生產的劇痛,

也讓她有勇氣承受無數的傷害,

甚至這些傷害有時會來自於自己的孩子...

i gave her a hardness

that allows her

to keep going and take care

of her family and friends,

even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without

complaining....

我給她頑強,讓她能夠不#url#斷地前進,

並且照顧自己的家人和朋友,

甚至當每個人都放棄的時候,

她卻能夠堅強地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言...

i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....

she has the very special power to make a child"s boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager"s anxieties and fears....

我給她內心的敏感,讓她在任何環境下都深愛着自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候...

她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼...

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

我給她力量關心她的丈夫，儘管他會犯錯.我用男人的肋骨創造了女人，使女人可以保護男人的心臟...

i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

我給她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫永遠不會傷害他的妻子，但有時候會試煉她堅定的永遠跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心.

for all of this hard work,

i also gave her a tear to shed.

it is hers to use

whenever needed and

it is her only weakness....

when you see her cry,

tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

因為這些種種的困難，

我也同樣賜她流下眼淚，

這是當她在需要時可以使用的，

這是她唯一的軟弱之處...

當你看到她哭泣的時候，

告訴她你有多麼地愛她，

告訴她她為所有人所做的一切，

即使這樣她可能還是會哭泣，

但你會使她的心裏得到安慰.

she is special!

please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,

sisters, and special women in their lives.

她是獨特的!

請把這個信息傳遞給你認識的女人， 有母親，姐妹和特別的女性在他們生命裏的人.

but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.

each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.

但是，也把這個信息傳遞給男人，因此他們會明白女人是多麼奇妙的被造物.

每一天，生活中都會有必須爬的山，但是勇氣會使每一步都更輕鬆.

love your mother always

永遠愛你的母親，

and keep her smiling

並且使她微笑常在

關於幽默的英語演講稿 [篇3]

1國中幽默英語演講稿

one of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. more and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.

there are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.

reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. it can enrich our knowledge. it makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. we can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. the more books we read, the more knowledge we get. no matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.

reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. it’s worse than reading nothing. so we know how important it is to read good books.

book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. through a book, you can communicate with its author without other’s transmission. all these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.

furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. as we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. we can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. i love book from my heart, form book i know how to communicate with others, and i learn my homeland is the place i love best, and also i know my parents are the very individuals who i love through my life. what about the television? television, sometimes, show violence, se-x, drugs beyond our choice.

2國中幽默英語演講稿

matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town.

"let’s go to the fair, matt," his wife said. "we haven’t been anywhere for a long time."

matt thought about this for a while. he knew he would have to spend money at the fair. at last he said, "all right, but i’m not going to spend much money. we’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "

they went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. there were many things matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

"fun flights!" the notice said, " $$$$ 10 for 10 minutes.

matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. however, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

"i’ve only got $$$$ 10, " he told the pilot. "can my wife come with me for free?" the pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "i’ll make a bargain with you. if your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."

matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

the pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down.

when the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. k. your wife didn’t make a sound. she can have her ride free."

"thank you," matt said. "it wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."

4國中幽默英語演講稿

a minute does farm work, a minute harvest

a minute does farm work, a minute harvest! so long as usually is unceasing diligently and the unceasing accumulation, when test certainly can paat one fell swoop, does not have the pain paying, has how possibly has harvests?as the saying goes that, the study is the lamp, the endeavor is the oil, must think the lamp is bright, must refuel. hits a inappropriate analogy in, is diligent is just like diligently military practices narrow and small to say yi jinjing : regardleof how clumsy method, so long as matches by diligently diligently, surely may decayed be mysterious , thus obtains the considerable result, therefore i always believed, the study is first must be diligent definitely, any side buddhist-nature, 策略性 the thing left

has been diligent without knowing where to begin mentions.

did not have inadequately to recognize is studies in the proceindeed to have some 技巧性 thing, the heaven all has indeed prepared set of best studies methods and the strategy for each people, only our very many people had not found these skills, the method, the strategy.

the knowledge, the knowledge, partly depending on study, one partly depends on asked. this is a truth absolutely. is for gain admission to a good university in the high school three years, but and is said the student does not have the free development completely the space, so long as under student or have the plan in parents instruction to arrange own study and the life, plans own extra-curricular development, this also is the study strategy.

how regardleof the environment, a minute does do farm work, a

minute harvest, the only diligent rest, the striving to improve upward person only then cannot finally succeed!

一分耕耘，一分收穫

一分耕耘，一分收穫!只要平時不斷的努力和不斷的積累，在考試時就一定能一舉通過，沒有辛勞的付出，有怎麼可能有收穫呢?

俗話説： 學習是燈，努力是油，要想燈亮，必須加油。 打個不恰當的比喻，勤奮努力就好比練習武狹小説裏的《易筋經》：無論多麼笨拙的方法，只要配以努力勤奮，就必定可以 化腐朽為神奇 ，從而取得可觀的成績，所以我始終認為，學習是第一要決是勤奮，任何方法性、策略性的東西離開了勤奮就無從談起。

不得不成認是學習過程中的確存在一些技巧性的東西，上蒼的確為每個人都準備了一套最佳的學習方法和策略，只不過我們很多人沒有找到這些技巧、方法、策略而已。

學問、學問，半靠學，一半靠問。最全3分鐘國中英語演講稿精選3篇演講稿這絕對是真理。在高中三年就是為了考一個好的大學，但並是説學生完全沒有自由發展的空間，只要學生自己或在父母的指導下有計劃地安排自己的學習和生活，規劃自己的業餘發展，這也是學習的策略。

無論環境怎樣， 一分耕耘，一分收穫， 唯勤奮不息、自強向上之人方能最後成功!