新年對媳婦的話

因為你是我媳婦兒，該獎勵時，就獎勵獎勵，辛苦好幾天就像聽我一句好聽的，你都沒有，多可憐埃

因為你是我媳婦兒，就算你再喜歡平淡的生活，您一年到頭兒怎麼也得浪漫一兩回，讓你也感受一次激動的感覺埃

因為你是我媳婦兒，我就不會跟別的女的亂跑，你也就別整天疑神疑鬼的瞎想了。

因為你是我媳婦兒，你做飯再難吃，我也得吃完了，把盤子都舔乾淨了再説，媳婦，這菜太難吃了。

因為你是我媳婦兒，你樂意給我織圍巾織手套，別跟你説別那麼麻煩了，你樂意，我明白麼?

因為你是我媳婦兒，你就是喜歡讓身邊所有的人都知道，我是你爺們，去哪都必須拉着你的手，高調錶態你驕傲。

因為你是我媳婦兒，拉着你是我的義務，抱着你是我的權利，吻你是我的福利，愛你是我一生不變的承諾。

因為你是我媳婦兒，我要是喜歡上別的妞兒，我告訴你一聲，讓你高調退出，不會給你玩那個不忍心傷害的垃圾話，這樣更噁心。

因為你是我媳婦兒，你的姐們我也必須同樣愛戴，她們要是聯合起來説我壞話，後果我想想吧。

因為你是我媳婦兒，沒事咱也逛逛公園，遊遊小湖，談談70年代的戀愛。

因為你是我媳婦兒，你會注意我的衣服，但偶爾也讓我把那壓箱底的衣服拿出來曬曬吧，其實給你驚喜的感覺讓我特別開心。

因為你是我媳婦兒，我丫有事就跟你説，別給你整那不想讓我擔心的鳥理論，你是跟我過一輩子的人，什麼事不得跟我經歷埃

因為你是我媳婦兒，記住，媳婦可以有的是，但媽只有一個，難以選擇時，記得這條，即使你難受死，你也願意我遵循這條。

因為你是我媳婦兒，你説的永遠是對的，即使你説那駱駝是馬，我也要説對，你喜歡看我百分百相信你的樣子。

因為你是我媳婦兒，你願意為我生一個特漂亮的閨女，然後和閨女一起爭我的寵愛。

因為你是我媳婦兒，我笨是應該的，要不怎麼襯托出你，所以不許笑話我。

因為你是我媳婦兒，所以我永遠永遠都不許嫌你胖，否則你真更不敢結婚懷孕了。

因為你是我媳婦兒，沒得干時就想想今天該怎麼誇媳婦兒，別老用那一個詞兒。

因為你是我媳婦兒，你是我媳婦明白麼?咱倆得好好過，用句我媽的話説就是“要麼就趁早斷，要麼就真心老實兒處”咱既然不打算斷，咱就好好老實

處，等到覺得其實結婚應該也沒那麼可怕的時候，你下個命令，咱也去民政局約個會，然後我丫再把民政局炸了，免得我哪天一犯病非想要小綠本兒。

擴展閲讀：

非常經典有深度的電影英文台詞

1.一個人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風景，聽陌生的歌，然後在某個不經意的`瞬間，你會發現，原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那麼忘記了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福，不是長生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活願望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃，想被愛的時候有人來愛你。

Happineis not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.愛情是燈，友情是影子，當燈滅了，你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最後可以給你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.愛情，要麼讓人成熟，要麼讓人墮落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜，大多數人的愛情，都是負重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中，人們會用一分鐘的時間去認識一個人，用一小時的時間去喜歡一個人，再用一天的時間去愛上一個人，到最後呢，卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬於你的幸福之後，你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富，它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadneis kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨着年齡的增長，終於領悟到愛一個人，就算用一輩子的時間，還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人，體諒這個人，直到愛上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.當明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最後成為記憶裏不 再重要的某一天，我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推着向前走，這不是靜止火車裏，與相鄰列車交錯時，彷彿自己在前進的錯覺，而是我們真實的在成長，在這件事裏成了另一個自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾經擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬於自己的，不要放棄。已經失去的，留作回憶。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜歡並習慣了對變化的東西保持着距離，這樣才會知道什麼是最不會被時間拋棄的準則。比如愛一個人，充滿變數，我於是後退一步，靜靜的看着，直到看見真誠的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的愛是俯視而生，而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山，那麼男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人捨棄世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前，應該一直留有一個地方，獨自留在那裏。然後去愛。不知道是什麼，不知道是誰，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠都沒有人。可是，這種等待，就是愛情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發現，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛的很深，很深，來日歲月，會讓你知道，它不過很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時日一起成長。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在這個世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒有感性，就要理性;如果沒有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了，她只有不幸。

If a woman is not se-xy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的愛情，需要的不是傷心，而是時間，一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.