加菲貓精彩語錄

1、A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

2、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

3、每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃

4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

5、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

6、每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個

7、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

8、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

9、When two's company, three's the result!

10、再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

11、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

12、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

13、應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的`在每個上午都醒來

14、聰明人都是未婚的, 結婚的人很難再聰明起來

15、學的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘記的越多, 忘記的越多, 知道的越少, 為什麼學來着

16、工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着別人工作

17、兩個人的狀態是不穩定的, 三個人才是!

18、Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.

19、Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

20、後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩

21、不要等明天交不上差再找藉口, 今天就要找好

22、The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn

23、The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

24、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

25、Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa

26、要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡

27、成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚 (聯繫)

28、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.

29、神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地

30、愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養

31、鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡

32、服飾就象鐵絲網, 它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看

33、努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明

34、要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道

35、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

36、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

37、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

38、現在的夢想決定着你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧