婚姻的經典名人語錄

Sexinewears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)

性感不久就會逐漸消失，美色也會隨之枯謝，但嫁給一個能讓你每天開懷大笑的男人，啊，這才真正是令人滿意的結果。

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)

有一種比電子銀行還要快的轉帳方式。它叫做婚姻. [譯者注：結婚離婚都可]

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)

我在兩個老婆身上的運氣都很差。前面的那個扔下了我。現在的這個我扔不掉。

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)

一個好妻子總會在她錯了的時候原諒她的丈夫。

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)

婚姻是這樣一所學校：男人會失去學士學位/單身漢的地位，而女人會獲得碩士學位/征服者的地位。[譯者注：雙關語]

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)

晚上你回到家裏，有一個女人會給你一眼愛情，一手温情，一懷柔情。你知道這意味着什麼嗎？這意味着你走錯房子了，就是這個意思。

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)

保持婚姻幸福的兩大祕密是： 1. 一旦錯了，立刻承認；2. 一旦對了，立刻閉嘴。

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)

婚姻是唯一的'和敵人同牀共眠的戰爭。

Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind (Anonymous)

婚姻是因為愛情，愛情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是為瞎子所設的會所。

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (Anonymous)

一個男人驕傲地説：”我老婆是天使“。另一個男人羨慕地説：“你真走運，我的那個還活着。”

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henry Youngman)

有人問我和我老婆婚姻長久的祕訣：我們倆口子很會享受生活，每週兩次去餐廳吃飯。燭光、晚餐、輕音樂、跳舞。她週二去一次，我週五去一次。

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)

我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然後...我們就相遇了。