辛普森一家經典語錄

Bart Simpson: I want a father that's the same at night as he is at day... eh... what's the word for that...

我想有一個在白天和在晚上是一樣的爸爸。。。呃。。。那詞叫什麼。。。

Todd Flanders: Consistency?一致的？

Bart Simpson: Yeah. Thanks loser.嗬，謝謝了，笨蛋！

（Montgomery Burns：Homer的老闆；Springfield最富的人；Smithers：Mr. Burns 的助手）

Montgomery Burns: Smithers... I've never believed in suicide, but... it might cheer me up to watch you do it.

史密斯爾斯。。。我從來不相信自殺，不過。。。也許看着你做的話可能會幫我振作起來。

Montgomery Burns: For once the rich, white man is in control.終於，富有的`白人男人掌權了！

Soldier: Sir, You've gone mad with power!先生，您被權利衝昏頭腦了！

RuCargill: Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you!

當然我被權利衝昏頭腦了！ （雙重意思：我在掌權時發怒！）你見過有人沒有權利而發怒嗎？既無聊又沒人會聽你的。

[關鍵字是Mad的兩個意思：瘋狂和發怒。]