關於男人的英語美文

If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;

如果你對他好，他説你愛上他了。

If you don't,he says you are proud.

對他不好，他説你驕傲。

If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;

如果你穿得很漂亮，他説你企圖誘惑他。

If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.

如果不，他説你是鄉下來的。

If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;

如果你跟他理論，他説你固執。

If you keep quiet,he says you have no brains.

如果你沉默，他説你沒大腦！

If you are smater than him,he will lose face;

如果你比他聰明，他會感到丟臉。

If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are fool.

如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。

If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;

如果你不愛他，他想擁有你；

If you love him,he will try to leave you.

如果你愛他，他就想離開你。

If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;

如果你告訴他你的問題，他説你麻煩。

If you don't ,he says that you don't trust him.

如果不，他説你不信任他。