國小五年級英語幽默小故事

國小五年級學生學習英語是有很多方法的，其中一個就是多看幽默有趣的英語小故事。下面本站小編將為你推薦國小五年級學習英文的幽默小故事，希望能夠幫到你!

　　五年級幽默英文小故事：A Family Rule

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?"

Mr. Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.

They came out of the cinema at 11 o'clock, got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs. Jones said, "Look, Bill. A woman's running along the road very fast, and a man's running after her. Can you see them?"

Mr. Jones said, "Yes, I can." He drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, "Can we help you?"

"No, thank you," the woman said, but she did not stop running. "My husband and I always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes at home!"

【漢語翻譯】

家規

瓊斯夫婦晚上很少出門，但上星期六，瓊斯太太對丈夫説：“電影院今晚有場好電影，我們去看好嗎?”

瓊斯先生很樂意，於是他們就去了。兩個人都喜歡那部電影。

晚上十一點，他們從電影院出來，鑽進汽車，開始駕車回家。天很黑。這時，瓊斯太太説：“看，比爾。一個女人在沿街狂奔，一個男人在後猛追不捨。你看到了嗎?”

瓊斯先生説：“是的，看到了。”他慢慢把車開近那女人，説道：“你需要幫忙嗎?”

“不，謝謝，”女人答道，但她沒有放慢速度，“我丈夫跟我在看完電影后，經常跑步回家，後到家的洗碗涮碟。”

　　五年級幽默英文小故事：Adding Feet to a Snake

One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

Soon finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

畫蛇添足

一天， 獅子先生舉行一場聚會，許多動物都來了，他們喝很多酒。最後只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢?它們想了想，有個主意。它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。

不一會，狼先生畫好了。“哈，我畫好了，我是第一個。”它説。可是它又畫了起來，它還説：“再給它加幾隻腳吧。”這是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊説：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒。”

　　五年級幽默英文小故事：擁抱你的`敵人

Across a small drugstore, a large chain store was newly opened and would defeat the businessof the small drugstore.

The shopkeeper of the drugstore went to a priest to talk about his concern. The priestsuggested, “You stand in front of your store every day to pray for it to prosper, and then turnaround to pray for that chain store likewise, that is, to embrace your enemy in public.”

Some days later, as what the shopkeeper worried, his store shut down, but he was appointedas the manager of the chain store, and earned more than before.

一間小雜貨店對面新開了一家大型連鎖商店，這家商店即將打垮雜貨店的生意。

雜貨店老闆找牧師訴苦。牧師建議他：“每天早上站在商店門前祈禱你的商店生意興隆，然後轉過身去，也同樣祈禱那家連鎖商店，也就是當眾擁抱你的敵人。”

一段日子後，正如這人當初所擔心的，他的商店關門了，但他卻被聘為那家連鎖店的經理，而且收入比以前更好。

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