少兒英語幽默小故事
幽默常會給人帶來歡樂,其特點主要表現為機智、自嘲,調侃、風趣等。下面是小編整理的一些幽默的英語小故事,希望大家喜歡!
少兒英語幽默小故事【1】I Don’t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.
One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.
“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”
我不喜歡她
鮑勃的去了所新學校。
一天, 他回到家,他媽媽問他:“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”
“不,我不喜歡她,媽媽。因為她先説3加3等於6,然後她又説2加4等於6.”
少兒英語幽默小故事【2】Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠的藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生,醫生給他開了一些強力安眠的`藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥,睡得很好,在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室,遛達進去,對老闆説:“我今天早上起牀一點麻煩都沒有。”
“好啊!”老闆吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
少兒英語幽默小故事【3】Count Tomorrow Morning
It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
明天早上數
這是一個晚上。約翰抬頭看着天空。
湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰:“你在幹什麼?”
約翰説:“我在數星星。”
湯姆笑着説:“現在天空太黑了。你為什麼不等到明天早上再數呢?
少兒英語幽默小故事【4】A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
一個人正朝着一個富人的房子走去,當他沿着路走時,在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果,他説:“我不打算吃那些蘋果,因為富人會給我更多的食物,他會給我很好吃的東西。”然後他拿起蘋果,一把扔到土裏去。 他繼續走,來到河邊,河漲水了,因此,他到不了河對岸,他等了一會兒,然後他説:“今天我去不了富人家了,因為我不能渡過河。” 他開始回家,那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的,他找到蘋果,很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 不要把好東西扔掉,換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
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