Ellen杜蘭大學畢業演講稿中英文版

杜蘭大學是成立於1894年美國南部的一所著名的綜合性大學，下面是yjbys網為大家整理的美國著名脱口秀主持人艾倫在杜蘭大學的精彩演講：

　　Ellen杜蘭大學畢業演講稿英文

Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguished guests - you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven't slept since Fat Tuesday, but you can't graduate 'til I finish, so listen up.

When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes. Then I went to look up what commencement meant. Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portia's, and they're all written in Australian. So I had to break the word down myself, to find out the meaning.

Commencement: common, and cement. Common cement. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. So there's that. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement.

I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus - alumini - aluminum - alumis - you had to graduate from this school. And I didn't go to college here, and I don't know if President Cowan knows, I didn't go to any college at all. Any college. And I'm not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.

Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers. I spent a lot of time here growing up. My mom worked at and I would go there every time I needed to steal something out of her purse. But why am I here today? Clearly not to steal, you're too far away and I'd never get away with it.

I'm here because of you. Because I can't think of a more tenacious, more courageous graduating class. I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. Usually when you're wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means you've given up. I'm here because I love New Orleans. I was born and raised here, I spent my formative years here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six times. When I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I - I really, I had no ambition, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vaccuum cleaners, I had no idea. And I thought I'd just finally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didn't really have a plan, my point is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no idea. Like for example, when I was your age, I was dating men. So what I'm saying is, when you're older, most of you will be gay. Anyone writing this stuff down? Parents?

Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident, and I didn't know it was her and I kept

going, and I found out shortly after that, it was her. And I was living in a ment apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas. And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is she suddenly gone, and there are fleas here? I don't understand, there must be a purpose, and wouldn't it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions.

And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadn't even been doing stand-up, ever, there was no club in town. I said, "I'm gonna do this on the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson"- at the time he was the king - "and I'm gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down." And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote. And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay. And I thought if people found out they wouldn't like me, they wouldn't laugh at me.

Then my career turned into - I got my own sitcom, and that was very successful, another level of success. And I thought, what if they find out I'm gay, then they'll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents - this was back, many years ago - and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn't live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative. And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn't to make a political statement, it wasn't to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest. And I thought, "What's the worst that could happen? I can lose my career". I did. I lost my career. The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper. The phone didn't ring for three years. I had no offers. Nobody wanted to touch me at all. Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn't, because of what I did. And I realised that I had a purpose. And it wasn't just about me and it wasn't about celebrity, but I felt like I was being punished... it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow. And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it. And most stations didn't want to pick it up. Most people didn't want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.

Really when I look back on it, I wouldn't change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, that's what's gotten me to this place. I don't live in fear, I'm free, I have no secrets. and I know I'll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am. So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies. To quote the Pussycat Dolls. How many people thought it was "boobies", by the way? It's not, it's "groupies"

But my idea of success is different today. And as you grow, you'll realise the definition of success changes. For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure. to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. to contribute in some way. So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that. Don't give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don't take anyone's advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.

And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but there's no need to worry. The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine. It's gonna be great. You've already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most. And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview. Like, "Is it above sea level?" . So to conclude my conclusion that I've previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I'm trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with. And you'll be drunk, most of the time. So the Katrina class of 2009, I say congratulations and if you don't remember a thing I said today, remember this: you're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.

　　Ellen杜蘭大學畢業演講稿中文

謝謝，謝謝考恩校長，和有頭有臉的來賓們，呃，有頭有臉的來賓，你知道你是誰，不用介紹了，誠心感謝大家„„以及討厭的西班牙語老師。

感謝所有2009屆的畢業生，我知道你們絕大多數人還因為宿醉頭痛欲裂，狂歡到今天都還沒睡，但是沒聽完我的演講不能畢業，所以都聽好了!(學生們歡呼) 當我被問是否來參加畢業典禮演講的時候，我立刻就回答了：yes!„„然後我才去查“畢業典禮”是什麼意思(眾人笑)。如果我有字典的話就輕鬆多了，但我家的書大多是portia的(Ellen的妻子，澳大利亞人)而且都是澳洲文，所以„„我得自己摸索，去找出這個詞的意思。

“commencement畢業典禮”：commen常見的+cement水泥，常見的水泥。 你常常見到水泥，在人行道上，人行道有裂縫，你要是踩到裂縫，就會撞傷你媽媽的背，所以大概意思就是這樣了。

但我很榮幸被邀請來做你們的“常見的水泥”的演講。我以為非得是又有名，又是你們學校的校友才能來„„我沒有在這裏念過大學，我不知校長先生是否知道，我完全沒上過大學„任何一間大學!我到不是在説你們在浪費時間和金錢，不過看看我，我是個超級成功的大名人唉!

事實上我在這裏度過許多成長的歲月，我媽媽在這裏工作時，我常來找她„„每當我要偷她錢包裏的錢時。但我今天在這裏的原因，顯然不是要偷你們的錢„„我在這裏是因為你們，因為沒有比你們更優秀更勇敢的畢業生了。看看你們每一個人，身穿你們的袍子(學士袍)，通常我們説在早上10點還穿着袍子(睡袍)代表你放棄人生了。我在這裏，因為我愛紐奧良，我在這裏出生成長，在此度過少年時光，正如你們一樣，當我住這裏時，我只洗過6次衣服。

當我從學校畢業的時候，我完完全全迷失了自我，學校我指的是國中，後來我也繼續唸完了高中。我當時，沒有任何的野心，不知道自己想做什麼。我什麼工作都做，我挖生蠔，當帶位員，做酒保，當服務生，粉刷房子，賣吸塵器„„完全不知道自己想做什麼。我只想隨便找個餬口的工作，過一輩子，能有錢負得起房租就行，我完全沒有任何計劃。我想説的是，當我像你們這麼大的時候，我真的以為我瞭解自己，但其實我並不瞭解，舉例來説，我像你們這麼大的時候，還在和男人約會。所以我的意思是：當你們再長大些後，大多數的人，都會是gay!)

總之，當時我不知道我的人生要幹嘛，而最後我找到了我人生目標，卻是因為一件十分悲慘的事。我那時可能才19歲，當時的女朋友因為車禍身亡了。我經過了事故現場，並不知道是她，還繼續往前走。不久後，才知道那是她。我當時„„住在地下室的公寓，沒有錢，沒有暖氣，房子裏都是跳蚤。我困惑不已，心想，為何她突然走了，而為何我又呆再這樣一個境地裏。我無法理解，但其中一定有什麼理由。要是能直接拿起電話打給上帝問個清楚，不就太好了。於是我開始寫一些東西，心裏湧現出一段我和上帝的對話，雖然只是我一個人的獨白。當我完成了它後，我閲讀了這個劇本，對自己説，我説我要在“今夜秀”上和強尼.卡森一起表演這一段。強尼.卡森是當時主持屆的天王，我對自己説我要成為該節目史上第一個被邀請和強尼一起坐下來訪問的女性。數年之後，我成為這個節目史上，第一位也是唯一一位，被邀請坐下來和他訪問的女性。就因為那段我寫的和上帝打電話的劇本。 從此我開始做單人脱口秀，做得很成功，也很辛苦，因為我想討好每一個人，同時又守着我身為同性戀的祕密。我想人們要是發現了，就不會喜歡我了。後來我又有了自己的喜劇，也很成功，更進一步的成功。我於是更擔心，要是別人發現了怎麼辦，是不是就不會看我的節目了?這都是很久以前的事了，你們可能不知道，那都是我們的總統還都是白人時候的事了。

最終我還是決定„„我一直帶着羞恥和恐懼而活，我再也不能像那樣活下去了，於是我決定讓劇中的主角和我自己同時出櫃。不是為了什麼政治原因或是其他，只是為了讓我從一個揹負已久的沉重枷鎖中釋放出來，我只是想要„„誠實!我想不會有更慘的事發生了，難道會失去我的演藝事業嗎?結果，我真的失去了。我的節目在做了6年後，沒有告知我就停播了，我讀了報紙才知道。家中的電話三年沒有再響過，沒人願意找我做節目，沒人願意碰我。

然而我收到了想要自殺的`同性戀孩子的來信，他們因為我的出櫃而最終沒有自殺，我才瞭解到，我在這個世上是有目的的。那曾是一段痛苦的日子，我很憤世嫉俗，很難過。後來有人找我做脱口秀，製作公司想要賣出節目，但是大多數電視台都不願意買。

當我回想起這些往事的時候，我一點也不想去改變什麼，即使失去一切。因為我意識到，最重要的事是，對自己誠實。我的選擇令我在今天能活得自在，沒有恐懼和祕密。我知道一切都是ok的，因為無論如何，我知道自己是誰。

因此，這是不是結論的結論，當我年輕時，對成功的定義不同，我想我的志願是：我想出名，想當明星，拍電影，我想要去看世界，開名車，有一羣死黨...但今日我對成功的定義變了，當你長大，你就會發現這點。對你們中的很多人來説，成功的定義是能灌下20杯龍舌蘭酒。 對我來説，生命中最重要的事是：活得誠實!別逼自己去做不是真正的你，要活得正直，有憐憫之心，在某些方面有所貢獻。

因此，這是結論的結論：追隨熱情，忠於自我，絕不要追隨別人的腳步，除非你在森林裏迷路了才要這麼做。別給人忠告，別接受任何人的忠告。所以„我要給大家的忠告是：做真實的你，一切都會沒事的。

我知道在座很多人都在擔心自己的前途，但不用擔心，經濟正急速增長，就業市場求才若渴，地球也好的很!一切都會好的，你們都經歷過風災了，還有什麼可怕的?如我以前所説的：最慘痛的事教會你最多。比如現在你第一次面試，就知道該問考官什麼了，例如“公司高於海平面嗎?” 因此„„總結一下我剛才做的我的“常見的水泥”演講的結論，我猜我想説的是，人生猶如一場狂歡嘉年華，記得展現你的頭腦，而不是胸部。2009年的畢業生們，我説祝賀大家了!若你不記得我今天説的任何話，就請記住這一句：you are going to be OK，dun-doom-doom-doom，just dance!