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新年對老公説的話

當我在電腦前敲下這些文字的時候你正在呼呼大睡,鼾聲震耳,絕對可以和外面那陣陣的禮炮聲媲美。此刻我在想,零點的鐘聲即將敲響,你的夢裏有我麼,你會牽着我的手,將我從2004帶到你2005的夢鄉麼。呵呵。

新年對老公説的話

首先,老公新年快樂。雖説咱倆這麼熟,本可省去這些客套的祝福語,可誰叫咱是中國人呢,中國人就得講咱中國人的禮節不是,咳,俗就俗一回吧。嘻嘻。

新的一年就這麼不打招呼的來了,時間如水,我們總也爭不過它。我們留不住歲月,但時間讓咱留住了愛。縱然我們心中的愛不會永恆,它隨時間一起慢慢成長,慢慢變老,但我始終堅信,我們的愛會像陳年老酒一樣,時間越久,它會越發成熟和醇厚。你和我想的一樣麼,別告訴我,你還有二心哦。嘿嘿。

還有,新的一年俺非常希望有一個嶄新的你出現在我面前。拜託,改掉你那些壞毛病,那樣俺會更愛你。呼呼。

你看看你,一年到頭地忙,常常忽視我的存在。俺知道你忙,俺也知道你作為男人的累,可你總不能忙起來甚至忘了家裏還有一個你歷盡千辛萬苦追來的美女老婆吧。哼哼。

俺從來不干涉你出去交際,可你每次出去喝得醉醺醺的回來,牙也不刷還非要親親,在我使勁兒推開你的時候你居然還一臉的無辜!呼呼。

不要總是叫我‘老乖’,我喜歡你叫我老婆、乖乖之類的曖昧稱呼,再説了,我很老嗎?老乖?怎麼聽怎麼像是在叫老妖怪。

還有啊,徹底改變你晚上不洗澡就上牀的壞習慣,以後再叫你洗澡不許推三阻四。順便説一下,洗澡的時候記得用沐浴液,要不洗了也等於沒洗。

再忙也要記得家裏有個人在等你,隨時保持你追我時候的熱情,要知道,夫妻生活也是需要激情去維繫的嘛。

最讓我氣憤的是,人人都誇俺是美女,都羨慕你羨慕到眼紅髮紫。你卻沒事挑我的毛病,你要時刻謹記,美女老婆永遠是最好地。哼。

愛情是沒有道理可講的,誰對誰錯不重要,重要的是相互的溝通,你是男人,你得忍讓。不管我做什麼錯事,你都要參照《好老公條例》第一條:老婆永遠是對的。嘿。

本來總結下你的毛病也就差不多這些了,剛想打住,你如雷灌耳的呼嚕聲又再次響起,我不得不再羅嗦一句,拜託你告訴我,我怎麼樣做能讓你不打呼嚕?你打呼嚕,我是差不多習慣了,可你那動靜真不是一般的大,吵到我休息沒關係,可要是吵到鄰居,樓上樓下都來敲咱門提意見,你説咋辦呢。

赫赫。流氓老公,俺永遠愛你。對了,再羅嗦一下,你説你吧,老是在公共場所跟俺耍流氓,這倆口子親熱也是個人隱私,你説你怎麼就不知道收斂收斂呢。人家都知道咱幸福,可你不能老這樣去刺激人埃我很嚴肅地告訴你啊:你這是不對的!

俺羅嗦了這麼多,老公,你煩了沒有?嘿嘿。好了好了,就此罷筆不寫了。

最後祝願老公在新的一年,事事如意,時時開心,祈禱我們的愛直到永遠……

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非常經典有深度的電影英文台詞

1.一個人總要走陌生的路,看陌生的'風景,聽陌生的歌,然後在某個不經意的瞬間,你會發現,原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那麼忘記了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福,不是長生不老,不是大魚大肉,不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活願望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃,想被愛的時候有人來愛你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.愛情是燈,友情是影子,當燈滅了,你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友,是在最後可以給你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我愛你不是因為你是誰,而是我在你面前可以是誰。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.愛情,要麼讓人成熟,要麼讓人墮落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重,舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜,大多數人的愛情,都是負重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中,人們會用一分鐘的時間去認識一個人,用一小時的時間去喜歡一個人,再用一天的時間去愛上一個人,到最後呢,卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人,等你獲得真正屬於你的幸福之後,你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富,它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛,但是隨着年齡的增長,終於領悟到愛一個人,就算用一輩子的時間,還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人,體諒這個人,直到愛上為止,是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.當明天變成了今天成為了昨天,最後成為記憶裏不再重要的某一天,我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推着向前走,這不是靜止火車裏,與相鄰列車交錯時,彷彿自己在前進的錯覺,而是我們真實的在成長,在這件事裏成了另一個自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.離開我就別安慰我,要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾經擁有的,不要忘記。不能得到的,更要珍惜。屬於自己的,不要放棄。已經失去的,留作回憶

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜歡並習慣了對變化的東西保持着距離,這樣才會知道什麼是最不會被時間拋棄的準則。比如愛一個人,充滿變數,我於是後退一步,靜靜的看着,直到看見真誠的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的愛是俯視而生,而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山,那麼男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界,壞的愛情是你為了一個人捨棄世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前,應該一直留有一個地方,獨自留在那裏。然後去愛。不知道是什麼,不知道是誰,不知道如何去愛,也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情,也許永遠都沒有人。可是,這種等待,就是愛情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我們才發現,它一直都是很輕,很輕的。我們以為愛的很深,很深,來日歲月,會讓你知道,它不過很淺,很淺。最深和最重的愛,必須和時日一起成長。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在這個世界上,只有真正快樂的男人,才能帶給女人真正的快樂。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果沒有感性,就要理性;如果沒有理性,就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了,她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的愛情,需要的不是傷心,而是時間,一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.

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