中英文經典搞笑語錄

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

後排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵！憑啥我就要工作經驗？

Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?

你瘋了嗎？

A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人捨棄世界。

A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動，但並不妨礙你盡情地觀看。

When two's company， three's the result!

兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！

Two heads are better than one

三個臭皮匠，頂個諸葛亮。

The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the leyou know. So why bother to learn.

學的越多，知道的'越多， 知道的越多；忘記的越多， 忘記的越多；知道的越少，為什麼學來着？