《生活大爆炸》Sheldon的經典語錄精選

1.Apparently I'm in some kind of relationship and you seem to be an expert at ending them.... I see man after man leaving this apartment, never to return.顯然我正處於某種關係中，而你似乎是終結這類關係的老手...我看見男人們一個接一個從這兒離開倒是沒見過再回來的。

2.I trusted you with my email address and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banalities -- Strike One. Touching my food -- Strike Two.我信任你才給你郵箱地址，你卻給我發些網絡俗物:一振。碰我的`吃的:二振。

tings, Hamburger Toucher. You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends about how much you "heart" various things.你好，漢堡褻瀆者。可能你很納悶咋不能和你的密友們網聊了呢，無法傾訴你多麼"心水"啥啥啥了。

4.I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with.我不認為耶穌會管這等閒事。

, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. It's very simple. Look -- scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.我建議採用石頭-剪刀-布-蜥蜴-史波克。很簡單。剪子剪布，布包石頭，石頭壓蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死史波克，史波克轟碎剪子，剪子腰斬蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃布，布否定史波克，史波克蒸發石頭，再加上一如既往的規則，石頭砸剪子。

6.I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.對不起，我現在不看克隆人戰爭的電視劇，我得先看電影版。喬治盧卡斯肯定會讓我失望就順着他的順序來吧。

7.I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion.此刻最恰當的比喻應該包括一條臭水溝，還有一艘沒有推動器的土著船。

for the record, my efforts to establish you as the alpha male were not aided by you bursting into tears.聲明一下，我努力為你營造猛男形象，卻被你的嚎啕大哭給毀了。

ation burns -- a little mishap while I was building my own CAT scanner.... In fact, I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball, before he caught fire. It led to an interesting expression in our house: "not a snowball's chance in a CAT scanner."放射線燒傷——自制分層造影(CAT)掃描機時發生了點小事故...我基本看到我姐的豚鼠-雪球球的內部咯，然後它就着火了。於是就有了我家那句玩笑話：“雪球別想在掃描儀裏活命。”(CAT=貓雪球=豚鼠)

I come back, just for fun, the subject will be alternative history. Specifically, how would the Civil War have gone differently if Lincoln had been a robot sent from the future.等我回來，為了有趣些，話題將是:歷史的分叉點。尤其是如果林肯是未來送來的機器人，內戰會有如何不同的發展呢?