我的搞笑老爸英語作文

Speaking of funny, I think my dad is the most funny, with a smile on his face, his natural and occasionally come up to a few words of make people laugh.

One day, when you eat, suddenly a curiosity run out from my heart, I eat asked my father: "daddy, why the United States called the United States? Why Britain called? Why Germany is Germany..." Dad just right after the meal, ready to go away, a listen to these words of mine, immediately turned back, ice: "well, the scenery, beauty of environment, so that the United States; the British people are wise, so Britain; German people are moral, so called Germany......" Sister listened to, leaning back in his chair, laughter mother put chopsticks down, covering her mouth smile, mother also smiled from ear to ear, my mouth meal almost gush out, but dad said with a frown: "what's the matter, I don't speak right?"

My birthday this year, we together around the table waiting to eat the cake, dad suddenly smiled and said: "the pig, pig, pig happy birthday." I think is very angry, she played a dad, my dad is still in xi xi, I am angry because dad's words after listening to his mother said I am a "pig", and the meaning of the father is happy birthday "wish" I the little pig.

Daddy's humor is ubiquitous, is probably in the middle of this month, one day, a father eat good dinner, sitting on the sofa, on TV, playing with a mobile phone, enjoy the "triple fu", for me, ready to eat the rest of the crab on the plate. After a while, my father looked at me and looked at the cloth again, lenovo, suddenly said to me: "cloth, clean point." "Who is the cloth? Clean up the crab "you! Pig!!" I listened to a half-day finally understand, father means: clear the table cloth is used, the pig is always clean up the rest of the food, to think of me naturally became a bundle of rags and pig. My god! My dad's imagination is beyond time and space.

My funny dad brought happiness and joy to our family, I love my father.

説到搞笑，我認為我的老爸是最搞笑的，他天生臉上帶着笑容，還時不時冒出幾句讓人哈哈大笑的話。

一天，吃飯的時候，突然一個好奇心從我心中跑了出來，我邊吃飯邊問爸爸：“爸爸，為什麼美國叫美國?為什麼英國叫英國?為什麼德國叫德國……”爸爸剛好吃完飯，準備走開，一聽我這話，立馬轉回來，冰：“嗯，美國的風景、環境美，所以叫美國;英國的人很英明，所以叫英國;德國的人很有道德，所以叫德國……”妹妹聽了，笑得往後靠在椅子上，媽媽把筷子放下，捂着嘴笑，媽媽也笑得合不攏嘴，我嘴裏的飯差點噴出來，爸爸卻皺着眉頭説：“怎麼了，我説得不對嗎?”

今年我生日的時候，我們一起圍着桌子等着吃蛋糕，爸爸突然笑着説：“豬、豬、豬你生日快樂。”我想了很生氣，就打了爸爸一下，我爸還在嘻嘻地笑，我生氣是因為媽媽聽了爸爸的.話後説我是“豬”，而爸爸的意思卻是“祝”我這個小肥豬生日快樂。

爸爸的幽默是無處不在的，大概是這個月中旬，一天，爸爸吃好了飯，坐在沙發上，開着電視，玩着手機，享受着“三重福”，我呢，準備把盤子裏剩下的螃蟹吃掉。過了一會，爸爸看着我，又看了看抹布，聯想了起來，突然對我説：“抹布，收拾乾淨點。”“誰是抹布?”“你呀!豬!把螃蟹收拾乾淨!”我聽了半天最後終於聽明白了，爸爸的意思是：抹布是收拾桌子用的，豬總是收拾剩下的食物，自然就把我想成了抹布和豬的結合體。天吶!我的爸爸的想象力是超越時空的。

我的搞笑老爸給我們家帶來了幸福和歡樂，我真愛我的老爸。