最搞笑的愚人節英語笑話

生活中怎麼能少了笑話來調味一下我們乏味枯燥的日常呢?一則搞笑的小笑話就能讓我們原本苦惱的心情立刻變得像春天的鮮花一樣燦爛，小編為你準備了非常搞笑的英語笑話及其翻譯，希望你的生活像夏日的陽光一樣!

最搞笑的愚人節英語笑話（一）Are Flies Yummy? 蒼蠅好吃嗎?

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"

Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."

But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."

託尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，託尼問他的'爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”

爸爸皺眉説：“我想不好吃。你怎麼會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”

可是託尼説：“剛才你盤子裏有一隻蒼蠅。”

最搞笑的愚人節英語笑話（二）Where are the tails? 尾巴哪去了?

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon1, where are they?"

"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長着尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裏去了?”

“我來試試看，”一位老太太説， “該是我們在這裏坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。”

最搞笑的愚人節英語笑話（三）It Must Be Crowded 一定很擁擠

A teacher is telling his students, "The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there."

And a boy laughs and says, "It must get crowded when it's a crescent moon."

一位告訴學生：“月亮非常大，上面能住幾百人。”

一個男孩笑着説：“當月亮變成月牙的時候，住在上面的人該多擁擠啊!”