英語小笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯

笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編精心收集了爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇1

While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing(煩躁，發牢騷) andjabbering(快而含糊地説) all the time. The doctor told her: "Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet." Then he left some sleeping pills.

The man's wife asked, "When do I dive them to my husband?" The doctor replied, "No, they are not for him. They are for you. You need them."

有個人生病了。他的妻子請了一位醫生來給他治病。

醫生在給他治療的時候，他的妻子一直大驚小怪，神神叨叨地緊張不安。醫生對她説：“你的丈夫必須絕對休息和保持安靜。” 然後他就留下了一些安 眠藥。

她問醫生：“什麼時候給我丈夫吃這些藥呀!”醫生回答説：“不用，這些藥不是給他吃的，是給你吃的，你需要。”

　　爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇2

She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece." And then she added: "Now me?"

Her husband thought for a while and then replied: "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other."

有個女人給她的丈夫買了生日禮物。

她很激動，並且急於要告訴她的丈夫。她説：“親愛的.，我買了兩樣東西給你做生日禮物。我現在就要告訴你，因為我等不得到那一天才説。一件禮物是一個地墊，可以放在我的梳粧枱前。另一件是一個青銅的小雕像，可以放在客廳的壁爐架上”她還説：“好啦，你準備給我買什麼呢?”

她的丈夫想了一會就説：“我最好是給你買一個刮鬍刀和幾條領帶。這樣我們就可以互相交換禮物了。”

　　爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇3

A private didn't notice a young lieutenant and failed to salute him. The lieutenant said sternly, "You did not salute me. For this you must immediately salute one hundred times."

Just then the general came up. When he saw the poor private about to begin, he exclaimed, "What's all this?"

The lieutenant explained, "This ignoramus(無知的人) failed to salute me. I'm making his salute one hundred times as a punishment.”

"Quite right," replied the general smiling, "But do not forget, sir, that upon each occasion you are to salute return."

有個士兵沒有注意到一個年輕的陸軍中尉，沒有向他敬禮。中尉很嚴厲地對那個士兵説：“你沒有向我敬禮，因此你要馬上敬100個禮。”

這時候將軍過來了。他看到那個可憐的士兵就要開始敬禮時，就大聲問道：“這是怎麼啦?”

中尉解釋説：“這個蠢貨沒有向我敬禮，我就罰他馬上向我敬一百個禮。”

將軍笑着説：“完全正確。不過，老弟，別忘了他向你每敬一個禮，你都要回禮的啊!”