爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯

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　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

A school report

學校成績單

The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,

父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學校成績單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：

"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小夥子).

“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發抖的兒子一眼。

"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

“爸爸，”兒子説，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優。”

　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

A Smart Parrot

聰明的鸚鵡

A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.

有個人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那裏，他看見有隻鸚鵡的左腿被紅線繫住，右腿則被綠線繫住。對此他感到不解，於是他問該店的老闆，老闆回答説：“這隻鸚鵡受過特殊的訓練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語，拉綠線，它則講德語。”

"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.

這個好奇的人接着問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎麼樣呢?”

"I fall off my perch2 you fool!!" screeches3 the parrot.

“我就會掉下來了，你這個傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫着説。

　　爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

Clever Bobby

聰明的'博比

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。布朗説：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."

布朗説：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(長頸鹿).

他從書架上拿下一本自然書，把博比抱到膝上，打開書。指着一張長頸鹿的畫片。

"What's that, Bobby?"

“博比，這是什麼?”

"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

“馬馬，”博比回答。他又指了一張老虎的畫片，博比回答説：“貓咪。” 然後布朗又指了一張獅子的畫片，博比説：“狗狗。” 他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫片，博比説：“爸爸!”