英語小笑話帶翻譯簡單

　　英語小笑話帶翻譯簡單【1】

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚飯後，父親和母親都忙着和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子説道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裏的燈是不是還開着呢？” 過了一會兒，兒子回來説：“媽，廚房裏太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　英語小笑話帶翻譯簡單【2】

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．”

有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒？” 父親（一位老資格的政治家）：“叛徒指的.是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。” 有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢？” 父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。”

　　英語小笑話帶翻譯簡單【3】

Hello everyone!My name is ~~,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at i am likelearning speak very well!

Do you want to make friend with me ?

譯文

大家好!我的名字是~ ~.現在,我12歲了.我來自~ ~.我就讀於第一中學.我喜歡踢足球和我姐姐在放學後.我擅長於畫畫.我喜歡學習英語. 我能講英語講得很好!

你想和我交朋友吧?

　　英語小笑話帶翻譯簡單【4】

I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

This is indeed a quite regrettable rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning. In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他們永不會有機會來享受早晨的新鮮空氣和寧靜。

這真是一件發令人遺憾的事情。早起是我們應該養成的一種良好習慣。為什麼？因為早晨是我們從事學業的大好時間。再者，早起對我們健康也有益處。我希望每個人應該知道我們必須早起的理由。