父親節英文小笑話

臨近父親節，相信不少人都默默回想自己與父親的相處。你還記得那些在父親面前鬧過的笑話嗎?下面，分享大家兩篇父親節英文小笑話。

　　父親節英文小笑話一

　New and Improved

　　新舊大PK

The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時不時的`從書上轉移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨後她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。

Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"

最後她問：“爺爺，是上帝創造的你嗎?”

"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創造出了我。”

"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"

“喔。”她回答。接着又問道：“爺爺，上帝也創造了我嗎?”

"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."

“是啊，當然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創造的你。”

"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"

“喔。”她回答。又分別感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊説：“上帝的技術越來越好了，是不?”

　　父親節英文小笑話二

Dear Dad,

親愛的爸爸，

School is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff, I simply can't think of anything I need, so if you would like, you can just send me a card, as I would love to hear from you.

學校很棒。我交了很多朋友，學習也很努力。我東西很全，想不出缺什麼，所以如果你願意的話可以給我寄明信片，我喜歡收到你的消息。

Love,

愛你的，

Your son

兒子

　The Reply:

　　回覆：

Dear Son,

親愛的兒子，

I know that astronomy, economics, and oceanography are enough to keep even an honor student busy. Do no forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task, and you can never study enough.

我知道天文學、經濟學和海洋學這麼多學科連模範生都忙不過來。不要忘記追求知識是一件嚴肅的事情，學無止境。

Dad

爸爸