短篇的兒童英語小笑話爆笑
給孩子閱讀一些短篇的英語小笑話,對於兒童學習英語是很有幫助的。一起來看看小編為大家整理收集了超級爆笑的短篇兒童英語小笑話吧,歡迎大家閱讀!
Our oldest son, Willy, a helicopter pilot stationed at Fort Rucker,Alaska, lives and breathes flying. When he called to say hed be driving home for Christmas,a 16-hour trip,we were surprised. "Why don`t you fly home?"my wife asked.
我的大兒子威利,是阿拉斯加州福特羅克墓地的'一名直升飛機駕駛員,生活、呼吸在飛行中。聖誕節快到的時侯,他打電話告訴我們他要駕車回來,有16個小時的旅途。我們嚇了一跳。“你為什麼不坐飛機回來呢?”我妻子問他。
"Because,"Willy replied, "I hate riding in the back!”
威利說:“因為我討厭坐在飛機的後面。”
短篇的兒童英語小笑話爆笑 篇2A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesnt really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,Ive farted(放屁) at least 20 times since Ive been here in your office. You didnt know I wasfarting because they dont smell and are silent."
有位小老太太去看醫生:“醫生,我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題,只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。事實上,我在這裡已經放了20多個屁,但是你並不知道對吧,因為我的屁不臭,而且還沒聲音。”
The doctor says, "I see. Heres a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back.
醫生說:“好的,我明白了。吃這個藥片,一天三次連續吃七天,下星期你再來。”
"Doctor," she says, "I dont know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although stillsilent... stink terribly."The doctor says, "Good! Now that weve cleared up your sinuses(鼻竇) ,lets start working on your hearing."
一星期後老太太來了,“醫生,你到底給的我什麼藥,現在我放屁還是沒聲音,但是怎麼這麼臭!”醫生說:“太好了!你的嗅覺正常了,現在開始治聽覺。”
短篇的兒童英語小笑話爆笑 篇3A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重許願
一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
慶祝活動中,一位仙女出現了。她說,由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻,因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。
妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲,她的手中出現了一張票。
接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻,害羞地說,“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”,他變成了90歲。
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