少兒英語小笑話「四則」
為了更好的幫助孩子們學習英語,YJBYS小編特意整理了4則少兒英語小笑話!希望各位小夥伴們喜歡!
笑話一【Tell a lie】說謊
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
媽媽:“你要哪一隻香蕉,維克多?”
維克多:“我要那隻最大的。”
媽媽:“維克多,你應該懂禮貌,要那隻小的。”
維克多:“媽媽,難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”
笑話二【I Don't Like an Argument】我不想爭論
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
傑拉爾德,老師問:地球是什麼形狀?
是圓形的,傑拉爾德回答道。
你怎麼知道是圓的?老師又問。
好吧,那它是方的,學生回答說:我可不想與你爭論這件事情。
笑話三【Two Birds】 兩隻鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師: 這兒有兩隻鳥,一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子,哪隻是麻雀嗎?
學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老師:請說說看。
學生:燕子旁邊的.就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
笑話四【Three Turtles】三隻烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口,就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說,“回家去取傘吧。”
最小的烏龜說,“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了,我就去。”
“我們不喝,”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。
兩年後,大烏龜對中烏龜說,“好吧,我猜他肯定不回來了,我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在這時,一個聲音從門外傳來,“你們要是喝了,我就不去。”
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