The Car Name Game英語美文

The Car Name Game

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. -- Will Rogers

ACURA：Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AUDI ：Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW ：Bavarian Money Waster ;(Backwards) Waste My Bucks ;Break My Wallet

BUICK：Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge;Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off

CADILLAC ：Certified As Detroit"s Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car

CHEVROLET：Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips ;Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

CHEVY：Can"t Have Expensive Vehicle Yet ;Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHRYSLER：Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DAEWOO：Da Awful Experience Was Owning One;Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others

DODGE：Dead On Day Guarantee Expires;Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FERRARI：First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible

FIAT：Fix It Again, Tony;Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD：Fixed Or Repaired Daily;Flips Over, Read Directions;First On Recall Day;Fast Only Rolling Downhill;(Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ;(Backwards) Don"t Ride On Firestones

GMC：Got a Mechanic Coming? Garage Man"s Companion ;General Motors Cashcow;

Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity

HONDA：Happy Owners Never Drive Angry;Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything; Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition;Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI：Hope You Understand Nothing"s Drivable And Inexpensive

INFINITI：It Never Found Its Niche, It"s Truly Inconsequential

ISUZU：Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely

JAGUAR：Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off

JEEP：Just Expect Endless Problems;Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly;Just Empty Every Pocket

KIA：Korea"s Incompetence Amazing

LAND ROVER：Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road

LEXUS：Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile"s Ultimate Score

LINCOLN：Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.

LOTUS：Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA：Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually;Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MERCEDES-BENZ：Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy

MERCURY：Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday;Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky

MITSUBISHI：Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

NISSAN：No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely

OLDSMOBILE：Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

PLYMOUTH：Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC：Put On Notice To Improve A Car

Plenty Of Numbskulls：Think It"s A Cadillac Product Overabundance Necessitates Traditional Incentive Application Constantly

PORSCHE：Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have "Em

SAAB：Send Another Automobile Back;Swedish Autos Always Breakdown;Sure Ain"t A Bimmer

SATURN：Same American Trash Under Revised Name;Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent

SUBARU：Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed;Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered

SUZUKI：Samurai Upended, Zealous Underwriters Keep Insisting

TOYOTA：Truly Obvious You Overestimate This Automaker;Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile

VW：Virtually Worthless;Vice Wagon

VOLVO：Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object