搞笑場景英語口語對話

有時候我們會遇到一些搞笑的場景，這時候怎麼用英語表示出來呢?下面，我們一起來看兩個搞笑場景的英語口語對話。

　　搞笑場景英語口語對話一:

he won 他贏了

tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.

約翰尼：他害病卧牀了。他受了傷。

tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?

湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　搞笑場景英語口語對話二：

I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜裏

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家裏。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡説。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

“他走到哪裏我都能認出他，”伊凡説。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”