《老友記》的聽力原文
今天,大學聯考的學生正在為大學聯考奮鬥,咱們這些不用大學聯考的.就來聽一下《老友記》裏的那些經典對話吧。下面是小編整理的《老友記》的聽力原文,供大家參考。
The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
SCENE: Central Perk.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn't get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Joey: Thursday? But that's Halloween.
Phoebe: So?
Joey: So spooky, that's all.
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Phoebe: No! It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Ugh, I get mad at him, but I think it's a little to soon to show my true colors.
Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (To Ross) Which one of us should go to dinner?
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel! (As in "Rachel should go!")
Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.
Phoebe: Oh, yay! (Less than enthusiastic.)
Ross: Thanks, I'll put a lot of extra thought into your gift.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That's fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven't been together, the six of us, in such a long time.
Monica: What are you talking about? We're all together right now.
Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler's not here.
Monica: Oh, dear God!
Opening Credits
SCENE: Tulsa, a conference room
Chandler: Good morning everyone, it's nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? Yes, Ken is it?
Ken: That's right. Is it true the reason you're here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?
Chandler: Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken. But yeah, that's true. Alright, let's get started by taking a look at last quarter's figures. (Claudia, next to Chandler, lights a cigarette.) Ah, Claudia, aren't you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses' ass?
Claudia: I'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you?
Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can't remember why. You're not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?
Claudia: Yes, in Oklahoma it's legal to smoke in offices with fifteen people or less. Would you like one?
Chandler: Alright, look. I don't smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it's fine. (Everyone lights up.) So you all smoke then? That's almost rude, that I'm not.
Ken: That's not true. If you don't wanna smoke ...
Chandler: (loud) Ken, please! No, I can't, I can't smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me.
Ken: I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?
Chandler: I always liked you, Ken. (Takes a cig)
SCENE: Moncia and Chandler's.
Knock at door.
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat!
Monica: (opening the door) Hey!
Phoebe: Ooh, and treat it is. (Looks at Monica's exposed cleavage.)
Monica: Hmhmm. (Closes robe)
Phoebe: Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my threadbare robe that can't contain my breasts.
Monica: This is not, what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating and Chandler's gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.
Phoebe: Ohh. Oh wait! (Jis) you guys won't be late for my dinner, will you?
Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We'll probably be the first ones there.
Phoebe: 'kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside, meets Chandler.) ! (Sniffs) Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don't people know, you're not allowed to smoke in public spaces?
Chandler: Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all common areas and offices with fewer than fifteen people.
Phoebe: You smoked!
Chandler: No! I just happen to know a lot of trivia about smoking in different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called leihalalokos.
-
雙語聽力材料:話説男女的幽默感
我們都讚賞具有幽默感的人,在對幽默感認可方面,通常認為男人比女人更有幽默感。但是事實真的是這樣的嗎?我們一起來從以下這則英語聽力材料裏尋找答案。Ina2007VanityFairarticleChristopherHitchensasked:Whyaremen,takenonaverageandasawhole,funnierthanwomen...
-
英語聽力的三大誤區
引言:聽力是英語實用中最基本的能力,聽不懂自然説不出。很多同學在聽力學習方面費盡心機卻效果不佳,小編認為這其實就是誤區所致。接下來介紹的幾個誤區,希望大家認真閲讀,避免再犯。一、做題有些同學認為只要做的聽力題目多了,考試聽力就沒有問題了。其實這是大大的...
-
提高英語聽力的八個方法建議
第一、自身準確的發音。自身準確地道的英語(論壇)發音不能讓你在聽力上面無往不利,但是不準確不地道的發音絕對不能有效的解決聽力問題。而準確地道的發音往往又得之於在聽力中糾正自己的發音。兩者是互相進行的。第二、聽力訓練方法。這些都是輔助作用,絕對不是...
-
英語聽力技巧與方法
歡迎來到出國託福頻道,本網站根據各位托福考生的需求,為大家精心整理了大量與托福考試相關的信息,包括考試報名、考試資料、成績查詢等,希望對大家有所幫助。每一個同學都應該找到最適合自己的解題方法。美國人所希望的解題方法和步驟是根據指令的解題方法(即PartA...