最新爆笑英語口語小笑話

最新爆笑英語口語小笑話1

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"

我們的餐廳經理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我應該説，他是有點矮!一天，經理怒氣衝衝地撞門而入，高聲説，“有人拿了我的.錢包!”

我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：“哪有人能彎腰彎那麼低的啊”!

最新爆笑英語口語小笑話2

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩説，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那麼他們就不用整天踮着腳尖了。

最新爆笑英語口語小笑話3

律師和胳膊、寶馬

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

翻譯：一個律師打開他的寶馬車門，突然一輛汽車駛過來把門撞飛了，警察趕到現場，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛的寶馬。

“警察同志，看看他們把我的車弄的!”律師哀怨地説。

“你們律師真是物質至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁説，“你這麼關心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒有注意到你的左胳膊也沒了。”

律師終於注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手錶在哪兒?”

最新爆笑英語口語小笑話4

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

翻譯：新老師

9月1日，喬治放學回到家裏。

喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?媽媽問。

媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她説3加3得6,可後來又説2加4也得6。