簡單搞笑的英語小故事推薦

有很多孩子都喜歡聽英語故事，特別是一些簡單又很搞笑的小故事是很受歡迎的。小編為大家精心準備了簡單而且搞笑的幾則英語小故事，歡迎大家前來閲讀。

　　簡單的`英文小故事：受賄有術

A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer pointed out that he could sell the car to the politician for$20.

一位名人想送一輛汽車給一位政治家。"您知道我是不能接受這輛汽車的.”政治家反對道。“那會被認為是受埔。”那位身為汽車商的名人出了個主意説他可以以20元的價錢把

這輛車賣給這位政治家。

“In that case,"replied the elected official，"I'll take two of them..”

政治家答道:“如果是這樣，那我買兩輛吧。”

　　搞笑的英文小故事

An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything else in the world. With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen. There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"

老人躺在牀上，只能再活幾個小時了。突然，他聞到了巧克力塊曲奇的味道，他最愛吃這種餅乾了。用他最後一點力氣，老人翻下牀，爬到樓梯那，下樓到了廚房。他老伴正在做巧克力塊曲奇。他拿了一塊，這時手背被他老伴用木勺打了一下，“放下，”她説，“這是葬禮上用的!”

　　幽默的英語小故事

Helen was on her deathbed ,

海倫躺在她臨終的病牀上奄奄一息。

with her husband Jack at her side.

她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。

He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

他握着她冰冷的手，淚水靜靜地從他的臉上流下來。

Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"

她蒼白的嘴脣顫動着。她説：“傑克，”

Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Don't talk."

他很快就打斷説：“噓，不要説話。”

But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.

但是她堅持要説。她以疲憊的聲音説：

"I have to talk.I must confess.”

“傑克，我一定要説。我必須向你坦白。”

"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.

滿臉淚水的傑克説：“沒什麼好坦白的。

"It's all ything's all right."

沒關係。一切都沒事。”

"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."

“不，不，我必須死得安心。我一定要坦白我對你不忠;紅杏出牆。”

Jack stroked her hand .

傑克撫摸着她的手。

"Now ,Helen,don't be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.

他啜泣着説：“海倫 ，現在你不要擔心了。我全部都知道了。

"Why else would I poison you ?"

不然我為什幺要毒死你呀?"

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