英語簡單小笑話帶翻譯（精選6篇）

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英語簡單小笑話帶翻譯 篇1

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚飯後，父親和母親都忙着和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子説道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裏的燈是不是還開着呢？” 過了一會兒，兒子回來説：“媽，廚房裏太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

英語簡單小笑話帶翻譯 篇2

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．”

有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒？” 父親（一位老資格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的'人。” 有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢？” 父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。”

英語簡單小笑話帶翻譯 篇3

Hello everyone!My name is ~~,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at i am likelearning speak very well!

Do you want to make friend with me ?

大家好!我的名字是~ ~.現在,我12歲了.我來自~ ~.我就讀於第一中學.我喜歡踢足球和我姐姐在放學後.我擅長於畫畫.我喜歡學習英語. 我能講英語講得很好!

你想和我交朋友吧?

英語簡單小笑話帶翻譯 篇4

I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

This is indeed a quite regrettable rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning. In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.

我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他們永不會有機會來享受早晨的新鮮空氣和寧靜。

這真是一件 發令人遺憾的事情。早起是我們應該養成的一種良好習慣。為什麼？因為早晨是我們從事學業的大好時間。再者，早起對我們健康也有益處。我希望每個人應該知道我們必須早起的理由。

英語簡單小笑話帶翻譯 篇5

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

“醫生”她衝進屋後大聲説道。

“我想讓你坦率地説我到底得了什麼病。”

他從頭到腳打量打量她，然後大聲説：“太太，我有三件事要對你説。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫生住在樓下。”

英語簡單小笑話帶翻譯 篇6

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？

Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？

尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裏我還見過呢！

老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。

尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常説:“家醜不可外揚。”